Thursday, February 25, 2010

Picture This

This week's Writer's Workshop assignment from Mama Kat is to pick up a magazine and write about the first picture that inspires us. Lucky for you, the only magazines I have in the house are one three year old Cosmo that has an interview with my favorite actress and a bunch of political magazines.

And so, without further ado, my thoughts on the pictures in these magazines...

What Do The Obscenely Rich Spend Their Money On?

A Haiku

Ben Bernanke prints
All of the money we have
can't he dye his beard?

Attention Fashion Model A

You cannot tell me you're not hungry
I'm hungry just looking at you.
Please have my donut,
I won't tell anybody,
You could really stand to gain a few.


singedwingangel said...

Ok the model that is scary seriously. Who would even think that was sexy. No man I know wants a woman like that, those hip bones leave bruises and no man wants bruises..

BSA Pack 235 said...

Good golly, that woman is tiny! There's nothing for her hubby to grab hold of! Not only is she hungry, she must be miserable. I like the (big) bit of fat on my bones, it makes me comfy.

Samantha said...

You give that sick skinny chick your donut and I'll give her some of that chocolate chip bread I baked the other night. Seriously...I think I'm going to have to go eat for her. I think I see her heart beating, and the outline of her intestines.

Chrissy MacCEO said...

2 fantasic poems! Great job! and very entertaining.

Do me a favor please--all of my readers lost my feed this weekend when I switched to Word Press. Can you visit my site at and re-subscribe to my feed or re-follow me through google? THANKS :)

Bossy Betty said...

I think they could both use some doughnuts. I know I could!

Happy Friday!

Heather - Hopelessly Flawed said...

Oh my. That model picture is scary and painful! And that's beauty?

Visiting from Mama Kat's!