Saturday, July 18, 2009

A Play By Play of Our Day....By Monkey

Mommy, Baby Bug is awake. Can you hear her crying. She is awake, Mommy.

Mommy? She wants breakfast, Mommy.

Mommy, she's drinking her bottle, Mommy. Can you watch her drink her bottle, Mommy?

Mommy LOOOOOOOK! The Bean's eyes are open, Mommy.

Now they're closed.

Now they're open.

Now they're closed.

Now they're open.

[Yes, son, that's called blinking.]

OH. Mommy, why does The Bean blink Mommy?

Mommy Baby Bug farted now. She has a stinky diaper and you should change her, Mommy.

Mommy The Bean has a stinky diaper too. Mommy. Mommy. Did you hear me Mommy?

Mommy, Daddy's taking a nap right now because he has to go to work tonight, right Mommy?

[Yes, son.]

Mommy, I like it when Daddy takes naps because then I can watch my shows, right Mommy?

Can I watch Kai-Lan Mommy?

Mommy, The Bean wants to watch Kai-Lan, Mommy. I can tell.

Mommy-what's for lunch Mommy?

Mommy Baby Bug took my car and hid it.

Mommy Baby Bug is peeing on the carpet.

Mommy I'm really hungry Mommy.

Mommy The Bean is crying Mommy.

Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy

Can you look? Can you look? Can you look? Can you look? Can you look?

Mommy?

Mommy?

Mommy?

[What, son?]

Hi, Mommy, how is your day?

[Super, son. How is yours going?]

Mommy, I'm hungry Mommy. And The Bean doesn't like her binky anymore she told me because she spitted it on the ground Mommy.

[I see.]

But Baby Bug likes the binky Mommy so she stole it and hid it.

[Really, where?]

I don't know. I forgotten.

Mommy when's dinner?

Mommy can I have a special treat? I want a strawberry. No TEN strawberries. No, THREE HUNDRED strawberries for my three hundred teeth. See, I have three hundred teeth, Mommy!

[I think you may be confusing yourself with a whale.]

Oh yeah.

Mommy it's time to put Baby Bug to bed.

Mommy The Bean is crying again, Mommy.

Mommy can I watch my show before bed Mommy?

Mommy can I have one more glass of milk?

Mommy can I brush my teeth one more time?

Mommy can we read the next chapter?

Mommy can I have a snuggle?

Mommy, I love you so much Mommy.

Goodnight.

That. Right. There. Makes the rest of the day totally worth it.

14 comments:

Dreamgirl said...

Hahaha... I recognize this! A day in a Mommy's life!

Well, Happy Saturday Sharefest! Hope you get a break today;)

Momma G.Love said...

Too cute! I love you layout, too.

...stopping by from SITS...

Susana said...

Just stopping by from SITS! Happy Saturday Sharefest!!

Super cute post:-).

Susana
www.ourhomeschoolfun.blogspot.com

Scrappy Girl said...

There are some days like that I want to change my name to something else...LOL! But then they make it all worth it by being so sweet and cute!

Hope you have a good weekend!

Mommys Online Garage Sale said...

Happy Saturday Sharefest!

thatgirlblogs said...

"yes. It's called blinking." LOL

cute, and true, post. I can relate.

Melissa said...

Haha, yep. Wait till all three are talking. :)

Visiting from SITS... I unschool too.

Sarah Brown said...

That was a great post...oh how our lives change when we become Mommy!

Happy Saturday Sharefest.
I am going to become a follower. Please stop by and say hi when you get a chance.

Maricris Zen Mama said...

HA! My daughter loves Kai-lan too and yes, life with kids is full of adventure {and headaches} too. Makes mommyhood awesome :)

Jenny said...

LOL! Seriously, all I heard for the first 3 years of Abby's life was "MOOOOOM" or "MOOOOOMMMMMY".

Mimi said...

Bwahahahaha! I remember those days.

Robbie S. Redmon, LPC said...

Happy Saturday Sharefest. Stopping over from SITS. I'm following you. I hope you will stop by. I post marital secrets for young wives, mothers, and couples.

Muthering Heights and Other Senseless Sensibility said...

LOL, he may have a future doing voice-over narration!

Jen said...

There are days..when I swear I will change my name..just for this exact reason. I've started to zone out when I hear "Mommy" for the 400th time. Seriously. I do.