Wednesday, April 14, 2010

It's Raining Poo in My Kitchen

Yeah you read right. I guess it's not technically poo like poo chunks or anything, but tonight at 11 o'clock my upstairs bathroom flooded and it managed to spill down through the light sockets into our kitchen.

Poo-water. YUM.

Water damage in a rental home. AWESOME.

I am so frustrated. This townhouse, while awesome in many ways, was obviously constructed using popsicle sticks and crazy glue by a three year old on a pixie stick bender. This is not the first problem we have encountered. Our entry hallway wall is actually BOWED to the point that if you try to walk along the wall (because there is another person walking down the hall with you) you are almost certain to stub your toe on the molding. There is a cabinet in the kitchen that cannot be open when you open the microwave or it will lock together with it and you won't be able to close either of them without almost-breaking the cabinet door. It's that new construction crap and it's just that-

Crap.

Mixed with water.

Flooding into my kitchen.

Best. Night. Ever.

ARG!

4 comments:

j said...

now that is horrible.

Geezees Custom Canvas Art said...

That stinks.

5thsister said...

Ick. So sorry!

dusty earth mother said...

I know you may find this hard to believe, but I totally understand! Our second floor toilet used to overflow occasionally and poo-water would rain down through the light fixtures on the first floor. DIS-GUST-ING!!!

So I'm feelin' for ya...