A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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