Sunday, September 6, 2009

Quoteable Sunday:Love and Marriage

Love and marriage may come with a horse and carriage, but they also provide some hilarious joke fodder. Enjoy!

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Duane Dewel

Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.
Maggie Gallagher

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin

Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Scotts Proverb

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Katherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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Robynn's Ravings said...

Thanks for the chuckles today. :) Lots of wisdom there.

I've been absolutely BURIED in busyness and don't expect to come up soon but I thank you for your kind offers. When things level out a little with the blogs I will try to figure out what in the heck I'm doing about marketing. Your offers and generous and thoughtful. I have a few other things cooking too and have to make some decisions. I need more hours!

Kirsten said...

I love the cake topper.

The Crazy Baby Mama said...

ha ha ha ha ha-larious.

i think i may have to borrow this. :) (don't worry, i'll give your site credit :) )

brilliant stuff.