Eventually we're all going to need an excuse for some reason so here-have some of my old stand bys.....
10. I was up all night with the baby.
9. I have something in the oven right now.
8. The kids are ALL sick right now (*cough*)
7. Sure, I'd love to! Let me ask Hubby.....[Pause for effect].......yeah, he said we couldn't. Too bad really-catch you next time!
6. Forget? Of course not! I was JUST about to step out the door, but you-know-who (insert kid/animal here) started having separation anxiety issues. I'm on my way right now!
5. Oh darn, doctor's appointment.
4. The babysitter can't make it/we have no babysitter...otherwise we totally would.
3. The kids are sleeping so I have to be really quiet.
2. The kids are crying and I can't hear you.
1. The check is in the mail.
9. I have something in the oven right now.
8. The kids are ALL sick right now (*cough*)
7. Sure, I'd love to! Let me ask Hubby.....[Pause for effect].......yeah, he said we couldn't. Too bad really-catch you next time!
6. Forget? Of course not! I was JUST about to step out the door, but you-know-who (insert kid/animal here) started having separation anxiety issues. I'm on my way right now!
5. Oh darn, doctor's appointment.
4. The babysitter can't make it/we have no babysitter...otherwise we totally would.
3. The kids are sleeping so I have to be really quiet.
2. The kids are crying and I can't hear you.
1. The check is in the mail.
The cool part is, these are all true at some point so they're virtually undetectable-use them all you want!
3 comments:
They are all great but having older kids a lot don't apply...help out an "older" mom... lol
I miss blaming my kids for everything. Now it's vice versa.
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Rana
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